Impressive job titles

I once corresponded with a person about some software I'd written. His signature labeled him as working on the "room temperature superconductor project". After we'd written back and forth a few times I asked him how that project was going.

He laughed and revealed that it was their internal name for an SAP migration project.

Anyhow, I thought I'd follow suit and have been adding little interesting titles to my email .signature, it's rare that anyone notices or at least comments. Here's a few ideas, please suggest more.

My colleague Ben is an "Anti-matter containment" specialist.

• Black hole maker
• Faster than light networking specialist
• Reality engineer
• Discombobulator
• Metron measurer
• Photon decelerator
  
• Astral travel agent
• Ball lightning capturer
• Dark matter counter
• Five dimensional computation specialist