Thursday, February 01, 2007

Impressive job titles

I once corresponded with a person about some software I'd written. His signature labeled him as working on the "room temperature superconductor project". After we'd written back and forth a few times I asked him how that project was going.

He laughed and revealed that it was their internal name for an SAP migration project.

Anyhow, I thought I'd follow suit and have been adding little interesting titles to my email .signature, it's rare that anyone notices or at least comments. Here's a few ideas, please suggest more.

My colleague Ben is an "Anti-matter containment" specialist.
  • Black hole maker
  • Faster than light networking specialist
  • Reality engineer
  • Discombobulator
  • Metron measurer
  • Photon decelerator
  • Astral travel agent
  • Ball lightning capturer
  • Dark matter counter
  • Five dimensional computation specialist

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